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Xanadu Originals
All Is Calm Said No Teacher Ever Ornament - Funny Classroom Holiday Tree Decoration
All Is Calm Said No Teacher Ever Ornament - Funny Classroom Holiday Tree Decoration
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$18.00 USD
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Celebrate the holiday season with this beautiful, heirloom-quality "All Is Calm Said No Teacher Ever" Christmas ornament. Featuring a stunning, highly detailed retro-style patchwork design filled with school elements like globes, pencils, paper airplanes, and scissors, this piece beautifully captures a humorous, lighthearted take on the chaotic energy of the classroom before winter break. It makes the perfect keepsake or appreciation gift for teachers, school educators, assistants, and classroom staff who deserve a good laugh during the frantic holiday season.
Whether hanging from a pine branch or packaged as a high-quality stocking stuffer, this unique piece serves as an excellent, collectible token for your annual holiday ornament swap with family, friends, or coworkers. Stand out at your next gift exchange with a truly premium holiday keepsake.
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āØ Premium Quality Design Details
- Permanent Graphics: High-quality MDF sublimation wood ensures a vibrant, fade-resistant finish that lasts for generations.
- Hand-Finished: Beautifully accented with a natural wood bead and a premium faux suede cord hanger to match the artwork.
- The Perfect Size: Measures 3.53 x 3.65 inchesāideal for standard Christmas tree branches.
š Packaging & Gifting
- Ready to Gift: Arrives beautifully packaged in a 5x7 retail-ready, gift card presentation.
- Multi-Purpose: Perfect for gift exchanges, holiday parties, stocking stuffers, or holiday ornament swaps.
š Specifications
- Material: Premium MDF sublimation wood.
- Hardware: Faux suede coordinating cord with a decorative wood bead.
- Dimensions: 3.53 x 3.65 inches.
š§¼ Care & Storage Instructions
- Wipe gently with a dry microfiber cloth to remove dust.
- Keep away from water, extreme humidity, and direct liquid contact.
- Store in a cool, dry place wrapped in tissue paper or bubble wrap.
Image Alt Text: Contour-cut square wooden Christmas ornament with a white wood plank background, displaying retro patchwork-patterned text that reads All Is Calm Said No Teacher Ever, surrounded by small graphics of a globe, pencil, scissors, and holiday decorations.
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