{"product_id":"ran-out-of-craps-turtle-slim-can-coozie","title":"\"Ran Out of Craps\" Slim Can Coozie | Funny Turtle Gift","description":"\u003ch3 data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 12px 0px 16px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(10, 10, 10);' data-processed=\"true\" data-complete=\"true\" data-hveid=\"CAAIBxAA\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 600; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(10, 10, 10);' data-processed=\"true\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" class=\"Yjhzub\"\u003eKeep your drinks ice-cold while letting everyone know exactly where you stand.\u003c!--TgQPHd|[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Featuring the hilariously sarcastic quote, \u003cem data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(10, 10, 10);' data-processed=\"true\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" class=\"eujQNb\"\u003e\"Sorry I'm late, I ran out of craps to give\"\u003c!--TgQPHd|[]--\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, this playful slim can sleeve is perfect for anyone who appreciates a bit of dark humor. The whimsical design showcases a charming green turtle wearing a cozy pink winter beanie and matching pink socks, taking its sweet time against a soft blue and green landscape background.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 12px 0px 16px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(10, 10, 10);' data-processed=\"true\" data-complete=\"true\" data-hveid=\"CAAICBAA\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003eCrafted from high-grade, durable neoprene, it slides easily over tall, skinny cans to lock in the cold and shield your hands from condensation. Whether you are bringing some laughs to a backyard barbecue, lounging poolside, or slow-rolling through a stressful workday at your desk, this insulated sleeve adds the perfect touch of sass to your beverage. It also makes an incredibly fun, relatable gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor!\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 12px 0px 16px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(10, 10, 10);' data-processed=\"true\" data-complete=\"true\" data-hveid=\"CAAICBAA\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(10, 10, 10);' data-processed=\"true\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" class=\"Fsg96\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; 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