{"product_id":"jesus-thinks-im-a-delight-slim-can-coozie","title":"Jesus Thinks Im a Delight Slim Can Coozie | Funny Christian Gift","description":"\u003ch3 data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 12px 0px 16px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(10, 10, 10);' data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDBAA\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003eServe up a side of relatable attitude with your favorite cold beverage using the hilarious \u003cstrong data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 600; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(10, 10, 10);' data-processed=\"true\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" class=\"Yjhzub\"\u003e\"First of all, Jesus thinks I'm a delight\" Slim Can Coozie\u003c!--TgQPHd|[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e. Featuring a wonderfully grumpy toad wearing a pink bow and sipping a cup of coffee against a vibrant 70s retro floral backdrop, this bright sleeve brings the perfect blend of faith, sarcasm, and color to your day.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 12px 0px 16px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(10, 10, 10);' data-processed=\"true\" data-complete=\"true\" data-hveid=\"CAAIDRAA\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003ePerfect for morning iced coffees, midday energy drinks, or evening hard seltzers, this sleeve is a fantastic icebreaker for church events, office desks, or as an encouraging yet funny gift for a friend who appreciates a good laugh.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; 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